We were working in the newsroom around sunrise,
When some TMZ staff showed up in disguise
Roger Goodell raised from his slab, with covered eyes
And suddenly, to our surprise ...
We did the Mash ... with our own Riff Raff!
We did the Mash ... with the Caddyshack cast!
We did the Mash ... Mama June wants a snack!
We did the Mash ... with a Black Panther pack!
Happy Halloween!
Now enjoy filling up on candy corn while looking through the pics -- and make sure to see them all in action tonight on "TMZ on TV."